It’s one of the hardest decisions you’ll have to make as a pet owner, but sometimes it’s actually very easy. Here are some important signs that could mean it’s time to relocate your dog.
He destroyed your collection of chew toys
He destroyed your collection of chew toys
There is no way you can have this dog in your house if it is going to gnaw on your precious beef scent fluff and squeaky bones.
The responsibility of caring for and maintaining the happiness of another living creature feels like growing irritation, and you just can’t be bothered.
The responsibility of caring for and maintaining the happiness of another living creature feels like growing irritation, and you just can’t be bothered.
At least you’re honest.
The dog dies
There isn’t much use for a dead dog, but you know in your heart that there is a family out there who would be way better than you to take care of them.
You wanted to have a cat
It took about six months, but you did your research and found that the animal you thought you had was completely different.
Your dog longs for more
Your dog longs for more
Your dog has spent months roaming the iInternet for real estate listings that are way over your budget, so stop trying to hold them to their full potential.
The dog lied about his relationship with Michael Vick
The dog lied about his relationship with Michael Vick
If your pup had really never met Michael Vick, then why are there so many pictures of them in his infamous dog?combat ring?
The dog does not fix your depression
The dog does not fix your depression
Hey, you got rid of your therapist, and you didn’t have to feed him or collect his poo.
They ate every member of your family except you
They ate every member of your family except you
It’s either time to find another home for your dog or submit to him as the alpha.
They bit the Amazon, UPS and FedEx drivers
They bit the Amazon, UPS and FedEx drivers
If you’re not ready to talk about your dog’s issues with the long-term sustainability of direct-to-consumer supply chains, they have to go.
The dog slowly transforms into his animorphic human form
The dog slowly transforms into his animorphic human form
Caring for your children is hard enough—you don’t need another human-dog hybrid to run.
They ask for a trade and refuse to show up to training camp
They ask for a trade and refuse to show up to training camp
Yes, your dog is pretty straightforward with you, but he plans to bail out as soon as he gets another offer.
Your dog’s investment strategy is too aggressive
Your dog’s investment strategy is too aggressive
Any animal with such risky portfolio management is a danger to your family’s finances.
Your brain can’t physically think of anything other than how cute they are
Your brain can’t physically think of anything other than how cute they are
You only live a precious life. YesYou can’t lose it all thinking blissfully about your adorable dog.
They express different political views
They express different political views
Your home is a safe space for your opinions and opinions alone, and your dog shouldn’t make you look bad at the dinner table.
They replace you on the college basketball team
They replace you on the college basketball team
And as if that weren’t enough, they also take your girlfriend to the ball.
You just landed a recurring role on a network sitcom
You just landed a recurring role on a network sitcom
If you think nothing is going to change between you, you are simply wrong. Wish your dog success in his new Hollywood life and move on.
They have seen too much
The fewest witnesses who will be able to place you in your home on the night of April 8, the best.
You have a new table
Not all dogs fit all furniture. And it’s a very nice table so…
You never wanted it anyway!
You never wanted it anyway!
You hear me? Never! So go on, get outyour here! Run somewhere Mr. Banksworth can’t put his greedy mittens on you!
The dog has all kinds of needs
The dog has all kinds of needs
Oh, surely not. You haven’t signed up for this!
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